Wow, some kids have it rough...

Max loves being a pillow. No really, he does.

Fun with Monkey Boy

"Yes, I see you. You are adorable. Stay right in front of the house."

"Don't go too far, now."

"I know you can hear me."

"No, no, just leave it. Don't eat that!"

"Time to turn around... this way..."

"Uhmmm.... Sebastian? Sebastian? "

Step on a crack...

MRIs are FUN!!

It's not true, you know. Stepping on a crack has never once been proven to break your mother's back. 


Struggle with mom when she's putting your 34 pounds of whiny little bum in the tub, however, is a totally different story. 


Now I see this most of the day...

Ruby and Max keeping me company.

and these...

Drugs are good.

The boys are learning to help each other... sort of... maybe...

No, mommy do it!!

On the bright side, I discovered a whole new world of people who are willing to do what I did, but for money. Now why didn't I think of that? Check out all the nice people at Care.Com who are more than happy to help you out when you are down for the count. (Pretty good slogan if I do say so myself... maybe they should pay me!)